• Fri, 22:16: RT @DrDoofenshmirtz: winner! “@WithoutTheC Optionoter#INATOR Takes every option off a menu except 1 so people don't take longer in line ...
• Sat, 09:30: Happy weekend!

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• Thu, 16:16: RT @JBFlint: Before everyone starts writing how NBC's Sunday Night Football has dethroned American Idol as #1 show, ask yourself which s ...
• Thu, 18:14: RT @ebertchicago: Chicago Mercantile Exchange, with millions in profits, receiving $1 billion in tax breaks over next decade from bankru ...
• Thu, 18:18: RT @RubenBolling: RT “@womzilla: .@RubenBolling Only court higher than @hodgman- the Living Tribunal!” THUNDERDOME!
• Thu, 21:40: RT @johnmoe: I would never vote for a bear for mayor. Unless that bear wore a top hat and monocle because then that bear would look learny.
• Fri, 08:55: RT @FrankConniff: Romney says he's haunted by having said "I like to fire people," so he fired the ghosts who were giving him shit about it.
• Fri, 09:29: Happy Friday!

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• Wed, 14:15: @jessyeng Happy Wednesday!
• Wed, 22:27: @nina_r88 saludos nina!
• Wed, 22:31: @FeerChicharrina Buenas Noches!
• Wed, 23:19: Reply to @a_arambula @Drleoarambula hermosa!
• Wed, 23:20: Good night 'Net!
• Thu, 02:45: Cause and effect happen.
• Thu, 08:41: RT @ActionChick: Lif suckage = source of inspiration. Adam & Eve produced no good movies in Eden RT @lloydkaufman: @ActionChick yay! ...

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• Tue, 21:31: RT @KeithOlbermann: Hey, it's the anniversary of the caning of Senator Charles Sumner http://t.co/IRJeNdEr Did you remember to send a card?
• Tue, 21:39: Reply to @JazminconJ Me gusta su pelo!

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• Tue, 08:47: RT @comicsreporter: the real tragedy of this recent focus on creators rights issues is I've lost total track of which DC lady characters ...
• Tue, 09:14: You won't fool the Children of the Revolution!
• Tue, 09:15: T. Rex is to Rock 'n' Roll what Wendy's is to restaurant food.
• Tue, 09:16: May the success of the Avengers movie will give a Super 6 movie a greenlight!
• Tue, 11:27: Embrace reality!

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• Sun, 17:56: @ashleytisdale I watched Phineas and Ferb in the Second Dimension. I loved it!
• Mon, 08:33: RT @walshybhoy: @joe_mccaig_ No - @mcfc are the best at social media in Britain in my opinion. No one else is close to them either.

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• Sun, 08:57: RT @fmarciuliano: Most "Alien"-inspired pharmaceutical commercial tagline--"Shingles: The Virus May Already Be Inside You."

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• Fri, 15:48: I am turning into a zombie. Doug of the Dead!
• Fri, 21:02: RT @billmaher: A condo in Manhattan sold for $90 mil! That seems outrageous, but then again u can't expect #MittRomney to live in Queens
• Fri, 21:29: Movie I really want to see "Pigs in Space: The Movie!"
• Sat, 11:07: RT @comicsreporter: before watchmen IS a love letter to Alan Moore according to the letter-writing standards established by Rorschach in ...

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• Thu, 21:51: RT @edrabbit: Why is Facebook going public? They couldn't figure out the privacy settings either.
• Thu, 21:55: RT @bristei: In my dream USA upfront, the network would bring back "Up All Night," "Night Flight" and "USA Cartoon Express"
• Thu, 22:30: RT @ebertchicago: Cubs owner backs nasty anti-Obama ads, wants taxpayer handout for Wrigley Field. Rahm not amused. http://t.co/J6JbXkV6

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• Wed, 21:47: RT @evanier: Yes, I worked with John Travolta. No, he never asked me for a massage.
• Wed, 21:54: RT @AffirmYourLife: Every time you share your vision, you strengthen your own subconscious belief that you can achieve it. - Jack Canfield
• Thu, 08:01: RT @happynerdjohn: So Virgin Atlantic is going to start letting passengers use cell phones. Wow, i think the only thing worse would be i ...
• Thu, 08:38: RT @Palidan: "Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable." Wendy Wasserstein
• Thu, 08:38: RT @phillipswindle: “Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. ~ Bernice Re ...
• Thu, 11:31: Occupy reality!

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