Yesterday morning I walked to Walmart. Soon after my arrival I asked one of the clerks where the tape measures were. She replied that they were in the hardware department. I walked over there and asked another clerk the same question. She escorted me to a an aisle with several tape measures. Unfortunately, all of them were for measuring lumber and the like. I wanted one of those tape measures that measured my waist. She told me they were in the crafts department, and she escorted me there. The woman in charge of that department had exactly what I was looking for.
This incident reminded me of the episode of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 where the Joel and the robots are watching a movie (naturally) and one of its characters remarks that the villains have a based on the ocean. Crow T. Robot replies, "Yeah, but which ocean? Be more Pacific."
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